blirb u mad bro u mad?

Paul Revere- Beastie Boys

Mike D. rides across the desert on his horse, trying to flee the authorities.  He is seeking out a female to fornicate with when he instead meets a thirsty man named M.C.A.  The two ride to the “fly spot where they got the champagne” and decide to case the place.

Stop talking

Cat- C418

You see what I did there?  This song is from Minecraft.  It has no lyrics.  I GET TO DECIDE ITS MEANING.  And I say it’s about super bro-bro. 

Super bro-bro is a sad and lost soul who tries to find a job in today’s piss-poor economy.  He soon lands a job delivering pizzas only to discover that he has fallen in love with his manager, Greg8.  Super bro-bro is now a closet homosexual with deep feelings for Greg8.

Spongebob Squarepants

Young Spongebob Squarepants is a creature who lives in a house made of fruit deep in the sea.  His skin is a yellow, spongy, absorbent material.  This is most likely due to the fact that he is a sponge.  As expected, Mr. Squarepants finds himself getting into much nautical nonsense.