What do true warriors strive for?

GREG8 IS A GUY who manages a pizza planet.  His days normally consist of screaming and discovering new ways to torture toys.  One day he decides to tape 26 bottle rockets to a G.I. Joe figure.  It sparks wildly and before he can react it hits him in the face.  He is now horribly disfigured (he was only mildly disfigured before) and he decides to make a change.  He will stop torturing toys and he will talk to that employee of his, "super bro-bro."  He will have to come out of the closet with his parents, however.


Will he be able to do it?
How will super bro-bro react?
Can he curb his cravings to torture toys?
Should he try to suck steak through a straw?

GREG8

 

PIZZA PLANET