teh hero's jouney

Let me start off by saying "teh" was not a mistake.
anyway, I chose a pretty boss nerd movie called

• Why cant I insert a freaking table?  this is some bullshti.
• ORDINARY WORLD- Scott lives w/ Wallace, dates high school girl, is in a band, hangs out w/ knives (high school girl) at arcade, tells epic tale of puck-man and paku paku, which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. then one day he sees Ramona Flowers in a library
• CALL TO ADVENTURE-   Scott is at a party looking for this one girl with hair like this

and when he finds her he is like "erm hurderp paku man flaps his lips when he derps because Japanese people don't like vandalism cuz you could scratch out the p and make it an f herpderp"

• REFUSAL OF THE CALL- "kay ill leave you alone forever now"
• MEETING WITH THE MENTOR- I don't feel that there is a clear and present mentor.  Wallace encourages him throughout, but that's because he needs Scott out of the house.
• CROSSING THE THRESHOLD- Welp, after Scott orders the package from amazon (which he signs for ((like a boss)) and immediately throws away) he goes outside for a walk w/ Ramona and they see a "thingy" which is a magical door that they open and go into a special world in which they can fly.  (I guess they just typed "t/fly" or something.)  Anyway, they wind up at her house where poor Scott gets a bad case of blue balls.
• TESTS, ALLIES, ENEMIES- Ramona informs Scott that he may have to defeat her 7 evil exes. "you have seven evil ex boyfriends?"  "Seven evil exes, yes."  The first one is at the battle of the bands.  Right after sex bob-omb plays he crashes through the roof, and is quickly mocked for his pirate-like attire.  throughout the movie he has 6 additional evil exes to face.
• APPROACH- I'm having trouble with this one. "stakes are heightened..." I suppose stakes are heightened when Wallace tells Scott that he needs to move out soon... I'm skipping this one.  Take off points if you must.
• ORDEAL- the toughest battle is with g-man, where he quite literally dies and is reborn, (or re-spawned, in this case) after which he kills him.
• REWARD- Scott's reward is that g-man is dead, but both Knives and Ramona are like "wtf mate" because he cheated on both of them w/ the other.
• THE ROAD BACK- well i guess he walks down some stairs...
• RESURRECTION- Now he must fight "Nega-Scott," an opposite of himself, but it turns out that they just talked and their gonna meet for lunch next week.
• RETURN WITH ELIXIR- There aint no elixir.  He walks off w/ Ramona because Knives claims that she is too cool for him anyways.
That was great.