MY JOURNE

ordinary world
JUCK JIHANO IS A PCG WHO LIKES TOAST.  JUCK JIHANO IS ACTUALLY NOT ALL THAT COOL BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT JUCK JIHANO IS COOL BECAUSE JUCK JIHANO IS REALLY QUITE COOL.  JUCK JIHANO SPENDS HIS TIME EATING FOOD.  JUCK JIHANO ALSO LIKES TO EAT WATER.  JUCK JIHANO WORKS FOR HEWLETT PACKARD.  JUCK JIHANO WORKS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT LIKE A BOSS.  JUCK JIHANO DREAMS OF ONE DAY BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.  JUCK JIHANO NEVER ACHIEVES THIS GOAL.  I AM TELLING YOU THIS NOW SO THAT YOU DO NOT BECOME DISAPPOINTED LATER ON. 


call to adventure
ONE DAY JUCK JIHANO COMES HOME TO FIND A BRO SITTING AT JUCK JIHANO'S KITCHEN TABLE.  THE BRO TELLS JUCK JIHANO THAT JUCK JIHANO MUST SAVE THE DEEEP SEA DIVERS BECAUSE THEY ARE AT RISK OF GOING TOO DEEP.  IF THEY GO MUCH DEEPER, THEY WILL BECOME DEEEEP SEA DIVERS, AND NOBODY HAS EVER SURVIVED THIS LEVEL OF DEEPOCITY.


refusal of the call
"NO."  SAYS JUCK JIHANO.


meeting with the mentor
THE BRO TAKES JUCK JIHANO TO MEET WITH BRAH, THE MENTOR.  "YOU MUST SAVE THE DEEEP SEA DIVERS," SAYS BRAH.  "TO SAVE THEM, YOU MUST GO TO THE SEA AND TELL THEM TO COME UP TO THE SURFACE." 

crossing the threshold
AFTER JUCK JIHANO AGREES, BRO AND BRAH TAKE HIM OUT ON A BOAT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA.  IT IS A VERY NEW ENVIORNMENT FOR JUCK JIHANO.

tests allies enemies
THE SEA IS VERY ROUGH AND CHOPPY JUCK JIHANO IS SCARED.  WHEN HE GETS INTO THE WATER, A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD SMASHES JUCK JIHANO IN THE FACE.  EVERYONE LAUGHS REALLY HARD.  BRO AND BRAH THROW DEAD FISH IN THE WATER, AND SHARKS COME UP TO EAT IT.  A SHARK BITES JUCK JIHANO IN THE FACE, AND EVERYONE LAUGHS REALLY HARD.  JUCK JIHANO GOES TO DEEP INTO THE SEA, AND JUCK JIHANO CANT GET BACK UP IN TIME TO BREATHE.  ONE OF JUCK JIHANO'S LUNGS COLLAPSES, AND EVERYONE LAUGS REALLY HARD.  THEN THEY GIVE JUCK JIHANO A DIVING HELMET. 

approach
JUCK JIHANO VINES DOWN TO FING THE DEEEP SEA DIVERS.  WELL, THERE THEY ARE.

ordeal
AS JUCK JIHANO APPROACHES THE DEEEP SEA DIVERS, A STINGRAY STINGS JUCK JIHANO RIGHT ON THE TIP OF HIS TOE.  IT HURTS JUCK JIHANO REALLY BAD.  JUCK JIHANO TRIES TO PUCH THE STINGRAY RIGHT IN THE NOSE BUT JUCK JIHANO MISSES BY ABOUT FIVE MILES.  THE STINGRAY STINGS JUCK JIHANO ON THE NOSE, AND JUCK JIHANO PUCHES THE STINGRAY IN THE NOSE REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD.  THE STINGRAY DIES.  EVERYONE LAUGHS REALLY HARD.  THEN JUCK JIHANO TELLS THE DEEEP SEA DIVERS THAT THERE IS FREE ICE CREAM ON THE SURFACE. 

the road back
THEY ALL COME UP TO THE SURFACE.

ressurection
JUCK JIHANO NOW MUST FIGHT ALL OF THE DIVERS BECAUSE THERE WASN'T REALLY ICE CREAM AT THE SURFACE OF THE SEA.  JUCK JIHANO KILLS ALL OF THE DIVERS.  EVERYONE LAUGHS REALLY HARD.

return with elixer
BRO AND BRAH GIVE JUCK JIHANO A FIFY DOLLAR GIFT CARD TO TOYS R US.