Rock out (best to read at home)

YOU have been given a direct order to rock out. 


Rock out like you played 1.8 at PAX and YOU are the king now.
Rock out like you just saw a dog wearing a backpack
ROCK out like you are a stone and therefore you are much harder to break than a rock
Rock out like you just learned to DO A BARREL ROLL!  (you press Z twice, right?)
RocK out like WASD
rock out like you have been given a direct order to rock out oh wait you have lololl


Are you really rocking out right now?


I hope not.


Because that says that you listen to what people tell you to do on the internet.


And that's NO GOOD!

No.

Rock out like somebody's cold one is given you chills. (guess what im listening to right now)
rock out like you just puched death in the face
and he was like ow
rock out like you just finished portal and not only did you kick GLaDOS's ass but you unlocked some sort of crazy ending where you really do get cake and Cave Johnson gives you a hi-five and you dance with Rick Astley.


Then I was like No way and you were like no way


That was great.