notize how street i iz. i aint uze proper grammer. i uze a "z" instead of a "z." no, that waznt a typo. i iz not even allowed to zay the other one. not even type it.
i real cool
i zkip zchool
yez no maybe zo
yez no maybe zo
anyway///...
you probably think now is where i will start the assignment. no. i need to rant for a minute.
well time to assignment
THIS ONE IS FOR THE SLIMES.
this one is for the creepers.
this one is for bing
this one is for the VMU's
this one is for the PSP
this one is for the torrents, the pirates, the keygens
this one is for your trackball mouse
this one is for the TI82
this one is for those of you still running windows 95
this one is for the "free to play"-ers
this one is for the power glove
this one is for the virtual boy
this one is for "E.T. The Video Game"
this one is for the kids who had 200 pokemon cards, with no idea of how to play the game.
this one is for the game
the game
Friday, December 9, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
Ganhdindorf
ANNUAL "BIG TEXT FOR SENIOR CITIZENS" EDITION!
ILLIAD is a pcw (pretty cool word) but the poem/story whatever sucks.
The oddyssey? KWITB? (Know what I'm talkin' 'bout?) but illiad is a pcw. I like it because I spell it like this: I-L-L-I-A-D. That is how I spell it. Is that the correct spelling? Please standby while I google that, and in the meantime, enjoy this nice elevator music.
No. I was wrong. The correct spelling of the word is "I-L-I-A-D." This simple removal of a letter makes this word 96% not cool.
QUALIFICATION #1- I keep forgetting to spell the word "illiad" correctly. See?! I just forgot! This suck. S.
Please watch this show on your telivision video RCA cassette tape USB recording DVR comcast machine viewing screen for entertainment and shows video viewer 5000:
I keep forgetting to watch that show. jkjkjkjkjkjkjk. I told myself to say that. I wish that I didn't have to listen to myself. When will we own ourselves completely? (BIG, BOLD NOTE: THAT WAS QUALIFICATION #2) dON'T ASK ME BECAUSE i HAVE NO IDEA. wHOOPS i FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. Ok, well, now it's off. Or is it? I could be lying. I could just press shift for every letter in a sentence, except for the first letter of the first word AND the "I's."
I'm not lying. I turned it off.
Which brings me to my next point:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
"And tonight is not the last time I'll see the light" is something I would not normally say.
Its just strange.
I wouldn't know how to use it.
Oh wait,
I just did.
ILLIAD is a pcw (pretty cool word) but the poem/story whatever sucks.
The oddyssey? KWITB? (Know what I'm talkin' 'bout?) but illiad is a pcw. I like it because I spell it like this: I-L-L-I-A-D. That is how I spell it. Is that the correct spelling? Please standby while I google that, and in the meantime, enjoy this nice elevator music.
No. I was wrong. The correct spelling of the word is "I-L-I-A-D." This simple removal of a letter makes this word 96% not cool.
QUALIFICATION #1- I keep forgetting to spell the word "illiad" correctly. See?! I just forgot! This suck. S.
Please watch this show on your telivision video RCA cassette tape USB recording DVR comcast machine viewing screen for entertainment and shows video viewer 5000:
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
I keep forgetting to watch that show. jkjkjkjkjkjkjk. I told myself to say that. I wish that I didn't have to listen to myself. When will we own ourselves completely? (BIG, BOLD NOTE: THAT WAS QUALIFICATION #2) dON'T ASK ME BECAUSE i HAVE NO IDEA. wHOOPS i FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. Ok, well, now it's off. Or is it? I could be lying. I could just press shift for every letter in a sentence, except for the first letter of the first word AND the "I's."
I'm not lying. I turned it off.
Which brings me to my next point:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
"And tonight is not the last time I'll see the light" is something I would not normally say.
Its just strange.
I wouldn't know how to use it.
Oh wait,
I just did.
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